Barbie bisexual
rating barbie outfits by how gay they are
This was supposed to be a quick joke with appreciate four outfits but when I went looking I found So Many and was compelled
#23 Barbie in Barbie’s vlogs
Rainbow hair and makeup - automatically homosexual. While I always adoration hair colouring, I’m not a huge fan of how this actually looks jfs;ldfhs;dfhkas;f but I infer it’s the thought that counts
#22 Isla in Dolphin Magic
Accessorises her purple foremost with pink shells and a blue starfish to show her bisexuality, very nice but quite minimal
#21 Mariposa in Mariposa and her Butterfly Fairy Friends
Her flower crown is the non binary flag colours! I’m a little biased here because as a nonbinary kid I Loved that she had a really deep voice, so her accessories having those colours was such a great detail to perceive as an adult, unfortunately only a small part of the outfit
#20 Courtney in Rock n Royals
A beautiful trans dress! This dress would probably be higher but it’s only featured in the melody video and was almost impossible to get a screencap of (hence the arm moving), a
According To Twitter, Barbie Is A Bisexual Icon Now
Among her many accomplishments, Barbie is now also gay.
Twitter has decided that Barbie is gay, specifically multi-attracted after a tweet went viral about Mattel giving her a girlfriend. The tweet contained a photo of Barbie and her girlfriend, wearing love wins t-shirts.
As a bisexual, I bisexually rejoice when someone, even an iconic toy doll, is revealed to be bi. But, of course, I also wanted to investigate when exactly Barbie came out.
A bit of digging revealed that the photo was the result of a collaboration between Mattel and blogger/designer, Aimee Song. Song is the girlfriend in the promotional image, but Barbie is supposedly in the photo as an ally.
However, the people of Twitter believe this was, in fact, Barbies official coming out. Fans were citing everything from Barbies haircut in the photo to portrayals of Barbies female frienships in the Barbie cinematic universe as evidence.
While many were quick to call Barbie a woman-loving woman, bisexual Twitter was rapid to remind people of Barbies other great
Bisexual? Woman Excited to See Both Oppenheimer and Barbie
In a revelatory story out of Queens, NY, year-old Hazel Chan came to the realization that she was bisexual after feeling excited by the prospect of seeing both Oppenheimer and Barbie.
The finding out came as a shock to Hazel, who already knew she was homosexual and had been long anticipating the release of Barbie, but didn’t predict to see the Oppenheimer trailer and think, “Wow, I really want to see that.”
“I never knew I could be partly vertical in that way,” Hazel admitted to reporters. “Like, I’m actually super thrilled to see Cillian Murphy’s portrayal of the man who developed the atomic bomb. I speculate my sexuality is more fluid than I thought.”
Some of Hazel’s friends aren’t as surprised as she is, claiming that her past movie preferences indicated that this might be the case.
“One time she hosted a movie marathon at her apartment and the movies she chose included Jennifer’s Body, Quick & Furious 6, Steel Magnolias, and ,” said Ana Langford, a shut friend of Hazel’
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Note: The below review contains spoilers for the Barbie () film! If youd like a discussion that is spoiler-free (recorded before the film screened), check out my chat about bimbos and Barbies on NPRs Its Been a Minute with Brittany Luse.
I went and saw Barbie on opening night, and walked right back in and saw it again the next time. The hype around the motion picture has been so immense that I felt like I was holding my breath with excitement and expectation for the whole first screening. Because Barbie is essentially two movies in one mashed together (Barbie and Kens stories), as well as kind-of but not-quite being a musical, and definitely a technicolour spectacle, the net result of my first viewing was overwhelm. When I saw it the next day everything made more feeling, I knew what to look for. It was much more enjoyable and I highly recommend seeing it twice (or moreIll definitely go back).
Despite the lengthy lead up to the films release, and literally months of speculating about its content, I found Barbie to be so unexpected, joyously un